I have taken my oral today, I have prepared alot of things to say to the examiner but when I entered the examination room, my mind went blank! J forgotten what I have prepared to say to the examiner. My reading was so fluent while I was preparing, but when I was reading to the examiner, I kept pausing and pausing. ARGH! Hope the results turn out to be good then.
Hmm, it was fun at tution just now. We heard a lot of stories from Mr Png. Haha. He recommanded a English book to us, it was a book of essays written by a ang moh living in Singapore for 12 years. The book is about his view on Singapore. There are topics like, Singapore girls, chicken fingers, the hungry ghost festival and garung- guni.
The hungry this one was quite funny. The story is about his view on the festival. He said that he once have the thought to take the offerings for the 'good brothers'. The Chinese got a belief that if you take the offerings, you will be haunted by the spirits of the 'good brothers'. When I heard this from Mr Png, I was laughing and laughing. The other one was that we belief that if we stepped on the burned wooden joss stick, we will also be haunted by them and a lot of things will happened to us. But the ang moh hAd stepped on it for so many times but nothing had happened to him. Haha. This ang moh was funny huh?! Haha. The Singapore girls one was funny too :)
haha, this story was the first story he had written when he arrived at Singapore. When he arrived at Singapore, it was mid-night so he took a taxi and told the uncle to go the cheapest hotel as he was taking his flat keys in the afternoon later on. So the uncle drove him to Geylang. Just when he alighted the taxi, a lady dressed so sexy approached him, asking him whether does he want to have a date with her. The angmoh was so tired that he replied no. When he arrived at the hotel lobby, a lady who dressed the same way like the first lady asked him the same thing. So the angmoh replied her the same thing. He thought that he was so handsome that so much girls wanted to go for a date with him. Haha. After he moved into the HDB flat, he went to the nearby coffee shop and he saw a few ladies sitting there. He thought the ladies will say the same things as those at Geylang. So he walked passed them for the first time, the ladies didn't ask him anything. He thought the ladies didn't saw him, and he walked passed them the second time. The ladies didn't ask anything again, so he walked to them the third time and asked them. " why didn't you asked me out for a date?" guess what the ladies replied him? They said this to him, " siao ar" the angmoh was shocked why the ladies called him crazy. Haha. How stupid he was right? Super funny huh!